The first quote of the day from the atheist..."You know the Irish Protestants don't wear green; they wear orange." First I'm thinking, "Did I ask for you to invade my personal space of thirty feet?"(It is a Monday after all).
All I could muster was, "Well, that is another color in their flag." I had nothing. It then turned in to a fifteen minute dissection of Scotch and the various parts of Scotland that produce it. Don't ask.
I've got no one that I can discuss racing with here, but I can get plenty of other useless information at the drop of a hat.
Somebody please help me survive until five...